“Journalists Caught in Crossfire”
British journalists
Don’t say “Molotov Cocktails”…
They say “Petrol Bombs.”
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“Parents Set Bad Example for Cell Phone Usage”
or
The Little Luddites
Technology is
Competition for children
Craving attention.
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“Tunisian Protesters Continue Post-Dictator”
When trees fall, splinters
Stay behind. No rest until
The ground is swept clean.
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“Republicans Out to Cut Spending”
Easy solutions:
Blame teachers, blame unions, blame…
The teacher’s union!
Good stuff, good stuff. Love #2 and #3. Clever!
Agreed. I think these are some of your best yet!
It’s true. The British don’t say “Molotov Cocktail.” It might have something to do with their tacit support of the Stalin government during WWII — and the fact that they could look the other way while Finland was invaded by the Soviets — or maybe its just that the British are above using pop culture cliches.
Either way, St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner. A good excuse as any to challenge British imperialism if I ever heard one!