News Review Haiku: 3/2/11

“Journalists Caught in Crossfire”

British journalists
Don’t say “Molotov Cocktails”…
They say “Petrol Bombs.”

“Parents Set Bad Example for Cell Phone Usage”
or
The Little Luddites

Technology is
Competition for children
Craving attention.

“Tunisian Protesters Continue Post-Dictator”

When trees fall, splinters
Stay behind.  No rest until
The ground is swept clean.

“Republicans Out to Cut Spending”

Easy solutions:
Blame teachers, blame unions, blame…
The teacher’s union!