{"id":959,"date":"2020-01-19T02:13:25","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T02:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/?p=959"},"modified":"2020-01-19T15:32:38","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:32:38","slug":"parenting-800pm-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/2020\/01\/19\/parenting-800pm-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Parenting, 8:00pm (haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just because you don&#8217;t<br>like it, doesn&#8217;t mean it hurts.<br>(<em>Brush your teeth<\/em>), damnit.<br><br>(<em>Wash your hands<\/em>)<br>(<em>Eat your food)<\/em><br>(<em>Take a bath<\/em>)<br>(<em>Go to bed<\/em>)<br>(<em>Etc<\/em>..)<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just because you don&#8217;tlike it, doesn&#8217;t mean it hurts.(Brush your teeth), damnit. (Wash your hands)(Eat your food)(Take a bath)(Go to bed)(Etc..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/watchyourhead.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}